Let me say this at the very beginning: I am not trying to troll Christina Aguilera. My objective is not to be cruel towards her, nor am I trying to fake “concern” for the state of Christina. Obviously, I think she’s a hot mess, an orange-stained pile of clown makeup, booze and leggings stretched to their limit. I’m not going to pretend otherwise. But I only wanted to point out the… oddness of this Christina news.
So, Christina was named “the voice” (eyeroll) of a new charity campaign for Yum! Brands World Hunger Relief. Christina Aguilera = World Hunger Relief. Is that an odd choice? I don’t really know. I do know that watching this behind-the-scenes video of Christina’s PSA shoot made me hungry. Was that the goal? Because I really want some Doritos right now. I blame Christina’s too-orange foundation issues.
We should praise her. It’s nice of her to do this. She doesn’t have to do this, you know? She would be fine just being a boozed-up hot mess, strutting around in hot pants and peeing a little while she sings. But she decided to give back. She answered the call! She answered the call and then had a double vodka on the rocks. For the children!
Christina outside of a taping for The Voice a few days ago:
Photos courtesy of PCN, Fame/Flynet.
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